Rule 1 When the shit hits the fan, don't be there.
Rule 1a Don't be a pussy.
Rule 2 Price your work reasonably affordable, but do not work for free.
Rule 3 How to keep a secret? DON"T TELL ANYONE!
Rule 4 Trust Jesus. Everyone else will let you down in some way. Everyone.
Rule 5 If you cannot do anything to make things better, make things worse.
Change must happen.
Rule 6 There is no upside to messing with things you do not understand.
Rule 7 Shit will do for brains if you have enough luck.
Rule 8 There is no fun in having power if you can't abuse it now and then.
Rule 9 Don't panic. Don't do anything stupid.
Rule 10 This has all happened before. This will all happen again. You just forgot.