Monday, January 19, 2015

The list

There was a guy with a clipboard who walked around asking people he met on the street what their name was. The guy wrote the name on his clipboard and, in all seriousness, advised each person,

"I can kick your ass."

Most people looked shocked to hear this, shook their heads and walked away without further conversation.

One day a young farm boy with a pro football linebacker's build came into town and encountered the guy with a clipboard. When told by the guy with a clipboard that he could kick the his ass, the farm boy laughed out loud.

"No you can't," he chuckled.

Without blinking, the guy with the clipboard said, "OK. No problem."

"I'll take your name off the list."

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